Your Dad, The Hero
Check out some of Dad's amazing abilities!
Mind reading: He knows when it's report card day. He knows when you haven't done your homework. He even knows that it was you who broke the computer and not your little sister! Nothing can get past Dad and His amazing telephatic abilities, so you can forget trying to make up a believable lie. One good thing about this power - Dad also knows when you've had a bad day at school and need a trip to the arcade to cheer you up.
Super Strength: He can teach you how to bike all morning long and still have energy to help you with your math homework. Even when he's dead tired from the office, he'll still watch TV with you so you can both cheer for your favorite basketball team. Next time you "win" at arm wrestling, let Dad know you're on to him.
Teleportation: He drops you off at school. He picks you up at the end of the day. Once, he even magically appeared out of nowhere to bring you to the hospital when you broke a bone in soccer practice! Fast car? That's what he wants you to believe! Dad can actually slip between dimensions and travel through time to make sure he's always there for you!
Supreme Knowledge: How does Dad know all the capitals of the world - and the name of all the MVPs for the last 20 NBA seasons? You can go to him for any info you need and he willingly shares his years of knowledge with you - maybe he has a super computer chip in his brain...
Homing Sense: You're never lost with Dad around! He can find the teensiest street in the middle of nowhere. Just say the name of the place you want to go and his spectacular radar sense will know exactly how to get there! ery useful for secret missions to find the mystical treasure of the Feiry mountain - or where to go to snag that rare Pokemon card you've been trackling down for years!
Big Heart: Our favorite super power - and Dad's too. It's the source of all his other powers. Even if he doesn't defend the world from aliens or stop a villain from conquering the world, his big heart is what transforms him into a real superhero!
Mind reading: He knows when it's report card day. He knows when you haven't done your homework. He even knows that it was you who broke the computer and not your little sister! Nothing can get past Dad and His amazing telephatic abilities, so you can forget trying to make up a believable lie. One good thing about this power - Dad also knows when you've had a bad day at school and need a trip to the arcade to cheer you up.
Super Strength: He can teach you how to bike all morning long and still have energy to help you with your math homework. Even when he's dead tired from the office, he'll still watch TV with you so you can both cheer for your favorite basketball team. Next time you "win" at arm wrestling, let Dad know you're on to him.
Teleportation: He drops you off at school. He picks you up at the end of the day. Once, he even magically appeared out of nowhere to bring you to the hospital when you broke a bone in soccer practice! Fast car? That's what he wants you to believe! Dad can actually slip between dimensions and travel through time to make sure he's always there for you!
Supreme Knowledge: How does Dad know all the capitals of the world - and the name of all the MVPs for the last 20 NBA seasons? You can go to him for any info you need and he willingly shares his years of knowledge with you - maybe he has a super computer chip in his brain...
Homing Sense: You're never lost with Dad around! He can find the teensiest street in the middle of nowhere. Just say the name of the place you want to go and his spectacular radar sense will know exactly how to get there! ery useful for secret missions to find the mystical treasure of the Feiry mountain - or where to go to snag that rare Pokemon card you've been trackling down for years!
Big Heart: Our favorite super power - and Dad's too. It's the source of all his other powers. Even if he doesn't defend the world from aliens or stop a villain from conquering the world, his big heart is what transforms him into a real superhero!
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